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mean-cannibals:

everybody always headcanons mads mikkelsen characters as sugar daddies but in real life he’s hideo kojima’s sugar baby and i think that’s beautiful

I was just stunned to learn Hideo Kojima is 54.

I thought he was like… 34, which made him being Mads’s sugar daddy even more fun. It’s still fun, tho

Yeah, I have to remind myself every time that he’s actually older than Mads. He’s like every harlequin cliche wrapped in one person: smart, talented, rich af, courteous, attractive, Head-over-nuts in love with his muse - a younger, nonplussed, handsome Dane.

Not sure which definition of nonplussed you meant here, but lbr they both work.

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