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You know, a lot of people ask me nowadays: marcus how did u get so godlyke at over wach. Now. Most people would answer that with: well it hopes to have a well-rounded cast of heroes that you’re good at so you can counter pick the enemy te  𝐍𝐎 YOU JUST PLAY JUNKRAT. JUST PICK JUNKRAT IT ALWAYS WORKS HE’S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME.  𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀. but marcus, i have to play as my waifu i have to play as her i LOVE my waifu i have to play 𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝘽𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙁𝙐 ʰᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵃ ˢᵉᶰˢᶦᵗᶦᵛᵉ ˢᶦᵈᵉ See, it says he’s a defence hero but that is a  ＢＬＡＴＡＮＴ ＬＩＥBlizzard has even said in a recent interview “𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲, 𝘄𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲” few offense heroes? 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐. Junkrat is actually an A-tier duelist / skirmisher if put in the right hands. This dude can basically 1v1 anyone. I’m not kidding, I don’t make this shit up. I don’t tell jokes. He can stuff Genji. He can stuff Old McDonald. And his favorite meal: ᴵˢ ᵀᴿᴬᶜᴱᴿ⋅  𝒃𝒐𝒊 𝒃𝒐𝒊 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒄𝒂𝒉~ YOU CAN BE BAD LIKE ME JUST SHOOT IN THE GENERAL AREA OF THE ENEMY TEAM AND YOU GET KILLS this happens on its own.  𝗼𝗵, 𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀. 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗮𝗵 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁? (if at first you don’t succeed, blow it up again) he’s 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮. This is what you do. look look, lemme show you how it’s done. you go to character select and youpeerintohiseyeslookdeepintohissoulandmakeapact𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘩𝘪𝘴𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙛𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙤𝙨. 𝗼𝗢𝗼𝗢𝗼𝗵, 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗶 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁? BUT MARCUS i like maneuverability i like tracer and pharah. okayokay well junkrat may be missing a leg but this motherfucker can jump like MJ. you put this ＤＩＲＴＹ ＢＯＹ in a good vantage point and that’s it. You basically won the game on your own and nobody even knew any better. call this dude motherfuckin backyardigan because Junkrat takes the road 𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭. YOU CAN JUST USE YOUR HANDY JUMP MINE TOKILLFOOLSATCLOSERANGE. ohohoh, only five shots? ᶰᶰᵒᶰᵒᶰᵒᶰᵒ lets just say i have six shots. everything that he does KILLS PEOPLE. even dying kills people. YOU KILL PEOPLE BY DYING. these kids basically kill themselves when you pick Junkrat. However. i cannot stress this enough.  𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱. Remember Tracer? CUZ I DON’T. sssSLAP that shit on the ground 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 ‘𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒖𝒎. ᵇ ᵇ ᵇ ᵇ ᵇ ᵇ ᵇ ᵇ ᵇᵇᵇᵇᵇ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒. WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY OF THE GAME? I WANNA GET THE PLAY OF THE GAME I LIKE ＢＡＡＡＡＡＡＳＴＩＯＮ BECAUSE WHEN I PLAY HIM I GET THE PLAY OF THE GAAAAAAME. okay. okay i hear you. i get it! but lemme just show you something. [ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑳 ] Play of the Game. Play of the Game ᴾˡᵃʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᴾᴸʸᴼᶠᵀᴴᴱᴳᴹᴱ You just get the play of the game at the push of a button! Shit it EVEN RUNS UP  ＷＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＬＬＳ Okay jus-jus hold on there Nightman i’ll be there injustonesecond i gotta heal up really quick i’lljustbe just gonna be One Quick Second JUSTHANGONONESEC GRABTHIS i’ll be in 𝖳𝗂𝗉 𝖳𝗈𝗉 𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗉𝖾 i’ll be right as rain I’LLBEABLETOHELP OKAY ＬＥＴＳ ＧＯ  𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐌 OOOO- Look guys I tell a lot of jokes. But i’m serious about this. I just wanna live in a world, where I can cue into an All Six Junkrat Clusterfuck Game. i-i don’t even have B-roll of that. I couldn’t get my teams to do this. ˢᵒ ʰᵉᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᵃᵈᵛᶦᶜᵉ  𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓸𝓼. 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺. ohno what are we gonna do she’s so fast oh wait ＫＡＢＯＯＭ KISS YER NAN G’NIGHT ＭＡＴＥ

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