10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

1. buckythethiccassassin liked this
2. versvildedust1978 reblogged this from zitil
3. bean-of-cheese liked this
4. astropopper liked this
5. the-sadsquatch reblogged this from jerrys-gel-pens
6. trustmeitsironic liked this
7. helloatomickoalacollectionblog liked this
8. coolhannahstar99 reblogged this from sparklemurderer
9. therealspaghettimonster liked this
10. sparklemurderer reblogged this from hotwhiteguy
11. basic-sad-thot liked this
12. angrylesbianadventures reblogged this from straightboyfriend
13. lovehetaliada liked this
14. inkeris liked this
15. blueandoblivious reblogged this from judgejudyofficial
16. dunne839-reblogs reblogged this from thebootydiaries
17. gajeels-shadow reblogged this from jaykunnn
18. rockyroad647 liked this
19. swixsus liked this
20. defiant-firefly liked this
21. bilbosama reblogged this from mooshkamoogle
22. 03i8 liked this
23. straightuplance liked this
24. bettyebonyporn liked this
25. easilyyotednoodles reblogged this from cucumberthatscaredyourcat
26. easilyyotednoodles liked this
27. luckymasie liked this
28. hawkefanclub reblogged this from pokememoan
29. sourthesour liked this
30. iceripperthethird reblogged this from iceripperthethird
31. ladypugger reblogged this from brokenyellowcrayons
32. josies-likes reblogged this from agoddamnsupernova
33. tamblurbs liked this
34. brokenyellowcrayons reblogged this from the-spachelor
35. pufflo reblogged this from sirenhome
36. thefinestboytoy reblogged this from sirenhome
37. sirenhome reblogged this from rockboci
38. dekuluh liked this
39. momo-is-jesus reblogged this from mhafanblog
40. sherlockholmesmypiratesociopath reblogged this from gallivant-fervently
41. gallivant-fervently reblogged this from sulietsexual
42. dangerousstudentcatstiftoizootor reblogged this from earthlingmaggie
43. textonread liked this
44. ilmiopassato-ilmiofuturo liked this
45. justanaverageteenageheroine liked this
46. symphonance reblogged this from merrimento
47. jennifer1908 reblogged this from incorrigible-ixoreus
48. incorrigible-ixoreus reblogged this from haunteddotpizza
49. neutraldankhotel posted this
50. Show more notesLoading...