evilfriends:

mutual: hey look at this funny post :)

me: op and i got into drama in july of 2015 where i doxxed them and sent anthrax to their family which killed their mother, they called the police and i got arrested and broke out of prison, tracking down their s/o and strangling them so they sought revenge by investing $10,000 in a hitman to take me out who i counter bribed with $80,000 of money which i stole from op’s trust fund in december, the hitman subsequently got arrested and op located my biological father and stabbed him to death, i have been seeking revenge ever since. don’t send me their shitty gay posts

mutual: ok! have a great day

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