setheverman:

haiku-robot:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

Good morning. Here’s your discourse for the day:

Ice in soda is terrible and here’s why:

1.) Makes less room for soda.

2.) Melts and makes soda water-y.

3.) Crunch. 

You are invited to every single discourse, you genius, you god

you are invited to
every single discourse
you genius you god

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

this haiku is perfect and i love you haiku-robot you’re the best

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