haiku-robot:

cointelbro:

cointelbro:

cointelbro:

New income tax brackets:

$0-70k: 0%

$70k-100k: 40%

$100k-200k: 60%

$200k-500k: 75%

$500k-1m: 95%

$1m- : 100%

Trust me this is a fool proof plan it’s gonna make communism happen trust me

Also we’re gonna reduce the workweek to 3 days, 4 hours a day; increase the minimum wage to $40 an hour; and introduce free healthcare, free college, free food, free water, free housing, free clothes, free smartphones, free internet, free weed, super dank free public transit, and $500 a month for everyone under 18 and $1000 a month for everyone over 18.

Cointelbro 2020. Make America Dank for the First Time.

I’m straight edge but free weed is a human right vote for me for free weed.

i’m straight edge but free
weed is a human right vote
for me for free weed

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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