Hi my name is Lucy Anarchy Kropotkin Stirner Marx and I have a long ebony black balaclava (that’s how I got my name) with a black outfit and black steel-toed boots that reach my mid-calf and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Emma Goldman (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Karl Marx but I wish I was because he’s a major dialectical hottie. I’m not doing what I do for aesthetics but I’m very sexy. I’m also politically active, and I go to protests where I’m paid by my shadowy overlords (I’m in my mid-20s and live with my parents). I’m a leftist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love thrift stores and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black hoodie with a matching backpack and a black ski mask, black leggings and my black steel-toed boots. I was wearing makeup designed to circumvent facial detection software. I was walking outside the White House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of liberals stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.