i very much love when i stumble upon things that are NOT traps. such as, a pile of gemstones Not being used as bait from a dragon, or a dollar on a string that’s definitely not a trick awaiting to be activated. or maybe a hunk of meat on something that isn’t a trap door.
oh what a wonderful moment! looks like ive just found myself a hefty bag of coins. today might be my lucky day!
oh fiddle. oh crumb. what a sad day. i picked up the bag and they all turned to acid. but lets look on the bright side! good thing i didn’t touch them!
would you believe this? i just discovered an amazing arrangement of assorted accolades. looks like im coming home rich!
hm…. this box (that contains the treasure) seems to be quite heavy… maybe if i pull a little harder…
I have discovered something quite suspect. there seems to be a rope attached to this box. if i was more naive, i wouldn’t know this was a trap. Luckily, today is wednesday, so that means i carry my lucky hedge clippers with me. (i have lucky items for each day, you know) *Snap!* looks like i just “Foiled” this “Equation!”
hmm…. i think this rope might have not been a rope after all… as soon as i plucked it…. i heard an iconic hiss sound… this may be my end, folks. stay tuned for more information
[END OF TRANSMISSION]
You sit in your pilot’s seat, wondering what you just heard. You are aboard starship Angler-X51, and just so be the captain of your ship. The X51 is currently orbiting around a small forest planet, not known to host any wildlife besides trees, grass, or anything with some sort of intelligence. Which is surprising, because the transmission that just ended came from said planet. What’s even more strange is you can hear the hiss too, which, and i’m going to be honest, isn’t something you should ignore. Getting out of your seat and check the scanning computer, immediately scanning for any sort of wildlife. After what felt like years of loading, the delightful jingle played and information filled the screen. Turns out, there is a species of forest elves that live on this planet, and something else that is far more interesting. According to the screen, there is a large, no, indescribably huge life-form directly at the center of the planet. And-
As the exposition unfolds an enormous quake starts shaking your entire ship which is NOT normal because you are in the middle of space but from what you could see the planet has started breaking apart. As time goes on you can make out more and more what is inside the planet, and it turns out to be a huge ass snake. its a really fucking big snake that lived at the bottom of the planet and that gnome just snipped off its tail. its so mad. the angler-x51 gets chomped by the celestial serpent in one bite.
the end
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