zooophagous:

trunkyjusket:

zooophagous:

I would aim for “pet” breeds like party clowns intended to be children’s companions. Jesters are good family pets as well but they may be too rambunctious for small children or the elderly.

Recently the McDonald has also made a good first pet. Originally a meat breed, these creatures are docile and biddable when hand raised. Just make sure you get one from an actual pet breeder and not a commercial farm, meat raised clowns often lack human contact in their infancy and will be more nervous.

God, do you remember when someone stole a farmer’s clown and let it loose in a restaurant for ‘fun’? That clown was stressed to heck

The poor thing McFreakin lost it