trashgender-neurotica:

Anarchist, holding phone: “So we decided on pizza earlier, right? What does everyone want on it?”

Marxist-Leninist: “What are you doing?! This extremist individualism is going to tear the room apart!”

Anarchist: “I’m just asking everyone’s opinion before ordering so we’ll all be happy with the result.”

Marxist-Leninist: “And who gave you the right to ask those opinions and call the shop?”

Anarchist: “I was just closest to the pho-

Marxist-Leninist: *lunges across the table and knocks out the Anarchist*

Marxist-Leninist: “Thank god that threat to communism is taken care of.”

Marxist-Leninist, picking up phone: “Okay guys, now do you think Lenin would have preferred pepperoni or Hawaiian?”

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