schneezusweiss:

vault11overseer:

schneezusweiss:

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

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