turing-tested:

mollycolliex:

turing-tested:

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

  1. tryffol reblogged this from princeof-gore
  2. princeof-gore reblogged this from criedwolves
  3. vic-is-deprest reblogged this from captainemotrash
  4. topisalive reblogged this from forgetful-and-forgettable
  5. deep-sea-abyss reblogged this from forgetful-and-forgettable
  6. forgetful-and-forgettable reblogged this from aggressivecats
  7. untipwayte reblogged this from killintaylz
  8. delicatephilosophercollectionthr reblogged this from kiss-the-demons
  9. plinket reblogged this from jojotier
  10. piarte-fwlr reblogged this from jojotier
  11. jojotier reblogged this from fly--peter
  12. ronaldrx reblogged this from miiyo
  13. currygal reblogged this from farmgorl
  14. iammte reblogged this from waybeatle
  15. satyrien reblogged this from waybeatle
  16. waybeatle reblogged this from doveunder-the-starrynight
  17. averagebunbun reblogged this from lotus-of-light
  18. lotus-of-light reblogged this from gatorademachinegun
  19. ikatella reblogged this from gatorademachinegun
(c)