totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

I’m not even kidding right now it is 11pm and I need to go for a walk because I’m too fucking hype about someone beating Winnie The Pooh’s Homerun Derby

Y'all I need to put this in perspective:

Dark souls III, the crown jewel of a franchise built on the principle of “get gud” was completed in a no-hit run within the year of its release.

P.T. Was published to the PlayStation store without any information surrounding it and was literally engineered to be cryptic as fuck, and it was beaten in HOURS

Winnie the Pooh’s Homerun Derby was published in 2008, and it was JUST NOW beaten in the year of our Lord 2017.

Like, A.I. Will eventually overthrow humanity and all but one of us will have to taste the cold metal tang of the terminator’s riveted ballsack across our lips, and that one person is MrTakahashi at Twitch.tv, because they are no longer one of us. They have ascended into a pure being of light, and we are not worthy.

Sorry sorry sorry I forgot to mention the Devil Himself Christopher Robin was defeated once before back in 2015 in a grueling 7 and a half hours by a user named Shrimp, but the Demonslayer MrTakahashi did it in FOUR HOURS

Like to do something that one person has ever done before, AND THEN DO IT THREE HOURS FASTER. FUCK YOU, GOD. FUCK YOU, SKYNET. YALL. AIN’T. SHIT.

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