captain-lovelace:

barricade-blondes:

phoenixette:

ayanak:

homestuck is good because if you want to name your real life children after the characters you can take the subtle route… rose, john, roxy… or if you’re a true fan you can commit. vriska, karkat, hearts boxcar

Homestuck Child Naming Guide

Totally Average

John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jack (Noir)

Strange but Acceptable

Aradia Kanaya Eridan Damara Porrim Arenea Calliope

Oh how… Unique

Latula Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Rufio Mituna Kankri Meulin Feferi Tavros Sollux Karkat Equius Gamzee Nepeta Terezi Vriska Caliborn

Wait What

Snowman, Hearts Boxcar, Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog, Clubs Deuce, Bequerel, Wayward Vagabond Aimless Renegade, Peregrine Mendicant, Windswept Questant, Writ Keeper

God Tier

The Handmaid, The Summoner, The Ψiioniic, The Signless, The Disciple, The Dolorosa, Neophyte Redglare, Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, E%ecuter Darkleer The E%patriate, The Grand Highblood, Orphaner Dualscar, Her Imperial Condescension 

True God Tier

Gl'bgolyb

Acceptable, but provides a vague feeling of unease:
Andrew Hussie

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   I JUST LOOKED UP MY STATE’S LAWSIT IS LEGAL TO NAME YOUE CHILD GL'BGOLYB

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    I feel like Meenah could pass as strange but acceptable, or possibly even normal.

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