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Story time b*tches.
So I’m a trans dude, right? Okay, but before I started to transition, I was the girliest girl to ever fucking girl. I had no say in this, I was basically told “hey, wear this dress and makeup to this amusement park with your cousin” I’m like fine. Whatever. Anybody can rock a dress and makeup. Now, I was a real busty girl. And you could see it very well. So I’ve got my little cous’ on my back. She’s enjoying the piggy back ride, whatever. So these motherfuckers of a douche boys start Cat-calling me. Fuck them. Anyway, at this point, I have two options: ignore them, or beat the shit out of them. But I can’t piss off my aunt with my cous’ so it looks like I have to ignore them. Then the most fucking brilliant idea I’ve ever had pops into my head. I tell my cous’ to hold on tight, then when the douche heads start up again, I screech. Like, full on fucking screech. Then I Naruto™ run towards them, still screeching. They start yelling and running away like the fucking pansyies they were. Moral of the story is: If you ever get fucking cat-called and you don’t want to be, be as weird as you fucking can possibly be.

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