bidoof:

well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.

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