AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS.
He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.
I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS.
YES.
DEMOCRATS.
NOT REPUBLICANS.
AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.
He also supports the affordable health care act.
You know, OBAMACARE?
HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS.
And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump?
Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.
He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf.
He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees.
And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.
Plus…he’s super hecking cute.
Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush.
SO.
HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.
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