patchesthegreat:

taxloopholes:

mediocrepleb:

lovelytable:

y’all i wasnt kidding 

texas is disgusting

What are you talking about this is fucking awesome

Moving to Texas

when interviewed on the strange new policy, Governor Greg Abbott responded “while you were busy dismantling healthcare, I studied the blade.”

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    You’re retarded
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    This is cause for a golf clap. Congrats Texas, never change, you beautiful, crazy, bastard…
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    I love you based texas
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    Well, the right the bare swords is at least one thing Texas has going for it in my book.
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    It appears that our superiority has led to some controversy.
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    *walks in*“Hey, here comes a woke nigga”STAB COMMUNISTS!*walks out*
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