vampireapologist:

ineedtochangemyfuckingurl:

vampireapologist:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

vampireapologist:

when I was a kid, “parkour” was called “free-running,” which is a WAY cooler name in my opinion but anyway.

my older brother and I went through a a huge free-running phase, watching youtube videos about how to climb brick/stone walls and jump off high places safely etc.

I was already part-squirrel so it just made sense.

Eventually, we moved on from it when I was like thirteen but when that chicken flew onto the CVS Pharmacy roof and the only way to get to it was to shimmy up a concrete pole, brace myself against a chain-link fence, and then hop onto a brick ledge,

I was just like

[anime protag voice] “all of my training………… …was for this chicken.” 

What even is your life?

my brother was going through a ninja phase unrelated to naruto, I was in my naruto phase, and I guess we both like the idea of being able to jump off of building unscathed. It honestly worked out.

Are ladders illegal at the CVS Pharmacy?

Are you accusing me of being a person who stops and considers a situation before acting

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