zobothehob0:

partywithponies:

thaumaniac:

rasec-wizzlbang:

thepigeongazette:

‘murica!!!!

Ah yes Gordon Ramsay, american chef Gordon Ramsay, the chef from america, known for being american, that Gordon Ramsay

Actually, this is the American form of Ramsay. The British form says nice things to children and prepares meals for his friends and family.

The American form is a gaping hellmaw from which anger flows like a broken dam.

The British form appears on kids’ TV baking biscuits with his youngest daughter and the actual Cookie Monster.

British Gordon Ramsey is the purest thing on TV. American Gordon Ramsey is terrifying.

I just marathonned through all of Kitchen Nightmares US and let me tell you… US Gordon Ramsay is not that terrifying. Honestly, he really only yells when people don’t listen to him when he speaks normally or when he needs to express the gravity of something (like contaminated food). Even in Hell’s Kitchen his yelling is because people don’t listen to him when he speaks normally.

The main difference between British Gordon Ramsay and American Gordon Ramsay are the people he’s talking to.