reasons dirkjohn cant be canon

tiredlalonde:

  • dirk and john cant fucking kiss bc both of them wear glasses and john cant see shit with his off while dirk’s are welded to his fuckin face and CLACK CLACK CLACK aint exactly great background noise for making out
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