postgenpost-generator:

cryptidpost-generator:

Love for cryptids inflation from holding it in since the day I was born. I’d never vented my love for cryptids. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. They always ask me, “do you need to vent your love for cryptids?” And I always say “no.” I’m 1247 lbs.

What makes the elusive cryptidpost so interesting is it’s ability to mimic other postgens. They have even been known to modify other’s calls to fit their mating patterns.

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