the signs as ways i've answered "are you a boy or a girl?"
Aries:  fuck if i know
Taurus:  i am groot
Gemini:  what are my other options?
Cancer:  i am a train wreck and train wrecks do not have genders, they only have pain
Leo:  go ask a magic eight ball, you'll get an easier answer
Virgo:  the gender binary is a lie and i'm too busy saving $15 or more on my car insurance to talk about it
Libra:  i'm fine, how are you?
Scorpio:  *doesn't answer, pretends they never asked*
Sagittarius:  i'm a racoon living in your attic
Capricorn:  are you professor oak?
Aquarius:  bitch i might be
Pisces:  no. no, no, no....no.
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