me:  mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom:  finish the one you have sweetie
me:  it's empty
mom:  *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
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