bransonreese:
“ crystallotusfr:
“ bransonreese:
“ serpentking456:
“ notcaycepollard:
“ the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
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Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual...

bransonreese:

crystallotusfr:

bransonreese:

serpentking456:

notcaycepollard:

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

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Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

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