ironinkpen:

buddy… pal…….. thanks for this

• coran ‘officially’ doesn’t have a favorite paladin. but. it’s lance
• hunk is a close second but the cooking rivalry runs too deep
• lance asks coran to teach him how to flirt in altean. coran teaches him how to say “are there any chores i can do today allura?” instead
  
• textbook cases of crouching moron, hidden badass trope
  
• lance: “i’m too young and beautiful to die!” coran: “i’m only one of those things but i still don’t wanna!”
• coran gets an average of two marriage proposals from random aliens a month
• lance is like. how.
• “hunk do you think i could rock a mustache” “okay i’m gonna stop you right there”
• “coran i think i know what the problem is. the castle’s systems have an updog infection” “what is updog?” “PIDGE GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT”
• lance: *shares tender memory of something on earth that he misses* coran: *reciprocates wistfully with some horrifying altean bullshit*
• seriously what even was altea
• “i miss dogs. they’re animals that we keep around the house and they’re super cuddly and cute” “oh, we had creatures like that on altea! they were called glarots! except instead of being cuddly, they had spikes all over their bodies. the one i had back home could snap up three flame draks in one bite of its fourth jaw! *sigh* adorable little buggers, they were”