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Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

hahaha

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

ZOO-LOGICALLY IMPROBABLE DOESNT FUCKING COVER IT

I’ve reblogged this before, but not with the lion attached. OH GOD THAT LION

IT’S BACK WITH THE ACTUAL ANIMAL

AHHHHHH

Oh god, I recognize that lion.

It’s mentioned in Still Life:Adventures in Taxidermy by Melissa Milgrom (which I recommend).

This reminds me of that meme cat that’s like “how you feel when you’re wearing socks and step in water” that I spent 15 minutes trying to find a picture of on the internet but cannot.  

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DEMONIC MUPPET