slimetony:

shrineofelena:

slimetony:

Can’t activate my fucking phone on the website or by calling sprint so it looks like I’m going to have to put pants on an leave my fucking house like some kind of animal

What kind of animal puts on pants?

Dad said they tried to put a pair of pants on one of their hunting dogs when he was a kid and the dog just started peeing and grandma got really mad

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