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janecrockerofficial:

janecrockerofficial:

The worst and most uncomfortable thing I could possibly imagine is a Homestuck themed episode of Cake Wars with Andrew Hussie as guest judge.

As usual, the contestants know nothing about the work whatsoever. Andrew Hussie is paid to sit there and smile while he tastes these ridiculously inaccurate cakes.

Host: Alright, Team Fruity Rumpus [censored] Factory, tell us about your cake!

Contestant with a beard and a curly mustache: Well, uh, for this challenge, uh, we really wanted to depict the main, uh, character, Karkat. As you can see he is teaming up with, uh, his brother Kankri, to save Rose, who, uh, is the typical damsel in distress, by defeating Vriska, the main villain, who is holding her hostage. If you’ll notice, uh, Karkat and Kankri’s horns are made out of real candy corns, and the green “Suburb” house is coated with a lime, uh, frosting. Oh, and the Dave at the top, uh, spins. Let me, uh, show you real quick…

Contestant: *fumbles around awkwardly for a few seconds*

The Dave at the top: *spins pathetically*

The other judges: *applaud wildly*

Andrew Hussie: Looks great. (:

I would actually pay so much money to see this. 

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