candyredterezii:

molsno:

candyredterezii:

molsno:

candyredterezii:

argh mY FUCKING HOT POCKET NUTTED ON ME

dani have u perhaps considered never using that exact phrasing again

Look man my hot pocket dump ed it’s load onto me what the fuck else am I suppose to phrase it as you ignorant cockmunch

“well shoot, some of the sauce from my Hot Pocket™ spilled onto me. I suppose I’ll head over to the faucet and wash the sauce off my hands. perhaps a change of clothing is in order, as well. drat, this really ruined my day”

the day i ever talk like that is the day i hope you fucking shoot me.

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