fucktractor:

To the people of @kitkatofficial I have an idea that will revolutionize candy bars and will have Kit Kat making millions

It’s called the “Kit Kat Turbo” and it works the same way in the sense that its a kit kat you gotta break it, but when you do, a quarter pint of blood sprays everywhere. The more curious connosieurs will taste it to see it is a unique blend of strawberry and a hint of artificial motor oil flavoring.

Then the bar itself is a kit kat bar only with slight traces of cocaine for the kiddies. If you buy 8 Kit Kat turbos at once, then you are also given the keys to the CEO’s house where you can personally fight him (brass knuckles will be provided)

Please credit me for this idea or I will have to take legal action

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    your idea sounds shit peanut butter kitkats forever

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    @kitkatofficial please notice me I’m dying

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    Self care is buying 8 kit kat turbos at once and fighting kit kat’s CEO

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