Aries: my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
Taurus: you just rigged the thing with an oedipal harness and rode its torso like a log flume ride down a magical rainbow
Gemini: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
Cancer: so lets all just sit back a while and shoot the shit and i do mean empty our clips into the shit, like really pump that turd full of lead
Leo: dudes be worshipping me left and right i cant hardly walk down the street without stepping over torsos of the prostrate
Virgo: btw my name is Akwete Purrmusk hardest buttock in the jungle
Libra: this book is now like our fight fueled ouija board of cock
Scorpio: hey were gonna hunt frogs til you shoot me through the jack
then i die and youve got to make out with meSagittarius: im sure you know what kind of crooked ass baloneyfuck powers she got cant let her turn those against us
Capricorn: no fuck you im not caressing your dream hologram
Aquarius: what is with girls and their universally constant tendency to rip out plumbing fixtures
Pisces: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively fluffy muppet buttock
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