thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

Christopher Columbus’s only achievements in life were stumbling idiotically onto a country he wasn’t looking for by accident, attempted genocide and giving the human race a new STD by fucking llamas and yet somehow he gets a public holiday

So yeah, be sure to wish your friends and family a Happy Llama Fucker day each and every year as we celebrate the man who gave the world the gift of syphillis

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