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“Sex is what makes us human”. Really? Because monkeys have sex. Turtles have sex. Barnacles have sex.

Humans learn foreign languages just because they can. Humans bake cookies. Humans knit sweaters. Humans ask permission to pet other humans’ dogs. Humans argue over whether ghosts are real. Humans write stories they’re too embarrassed to show to anybody. Humans eat food so spicy it makes our noses run. Humans do google searches to find out what kind of bird is making that noise. Humans build pyramids, or travel thousands of miles to look at other humans’ pyramids.

“Sex is what makes us human”. Really?

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    I mean without sex, technically we wouldn’t exist…

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