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• Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
  
  
• Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
  
  
• At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
  
  
• An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 
  
  
• (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 
  
  
• friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
  friend two: probably
  
  
• I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
  
  
• If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
  
  
• student: my calculator is broken
  teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
  
  
• no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
  
  
• (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?  
  student 2: enough
  
  
• teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
  Student: does Popeyes count?
  
  
• my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
  
  
• we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
  
  
• Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

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