pentaqhast:

cr1tikal facts:

  • he has an arsenal of shitty movies in the back of his house
  • he likes lesbian porn and really doesn’t care who knows?? he posted his porn hub account for everyone to see
  • he has an original oc, professor sad, who he’s really proud of
  • he spent several hours, maybe days, researching the berenstain bears theory 
  • his father was a dildo maker who wanted him to go into the family business
  • he knows alot about carbohydrates 
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