what your version of "hello" says about you
Hi!:  i have never talked to you before why are you talking to me oh my god please dont think im an idiot
Hi:  ive talked to you a few times but I don't actually know you
hi:  i know you really well OR i dont want to talk to you right now
hai:  i am 14
HAI:  i am 13
HAI~:  i am 12
Hello:  this is a professional email. oh god how do you write professional emails can someone be my mom and write this for me jesus christ
hey:  we probably talked less than 10 minutes ago but i have a new hc idea
yo:  im too young to think that "yo" isn't Cool and Hip, and too old to KNOW that it isn't
yooooo:  im really tired but i had another hc idea ok liSTEN
sup:  there's a 65% chance im male
sup dude:  there's a 68% chance im male
sup bro:  there's a 70% chance im male
sup bro dude:  there's a 5% chance im male
happy birthday:  i have not talked to you in three months. but someone else told you happy birthday so now i feel obligated to do the same
Hey:  i fucked up i fucked up oh my god im so sorry please dont hate me
HEY:  OK I KNOW ITS LIKE 4 AM BUT I HAVE ANOTHER HC IDEA JUST L I S T EN
hOI:  im temmie welcum 2 tem shop!
2 years ago / 14049 
#........if i say  #Hi!!  #it means youre my fav person  #period  #also all the above are true 
via: vava-chan-take-over-the-world
src: slenderlock
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