about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD
im peeing
ITS BACK
Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash
hey lauren did you eat this or what
this post ruined my fucking life
awayfromsight reblogged this from weirdasshomo
elcasademikasa reblogged this from heart
blue-gayngel liked this
detubitge reblogged this from reailty lovie-cant-tell-jokes reblogged this from sir-fluffbutts
cloudedskies29 liked this
wolfygoodheart liked this
masterxemnassuperior liked this
- suzyblogsthings liked this
scarredtactician liked this
disputatiousnurse reblogged this from ele-mayo
gracefuldemon liked this
neatoburrrrito reblogged this from sir-fluffbutts
acaronarlove liked this
badasslobster liked this
beeskneesandelbows liked this
mr-anon-guy liked this
caittix liked this
dolcisprinkles reblogged this from iguanamouth
ladydeath12 reblogged this from mahistuffs
anonymouseyesamongwalls liked this
cuntflict-ed reblogged this from cumdealer
- ariannamasturbatingtransgender liked this
- cyberstudentpeaceviescornigju197 reblogged this from reailty
official-angel-cookie liked this
official-onion-cookie reblogged this from sir-fluffbutts
randomman023 liked this
toshi--toshi liked this
- unlikelydragoncrusadeeenarmarti1 reblogged this from reailty
bageltastic69 reblogged this from sir-fluffbutts
rivin-nox liked this
- elementallady liked this
kiddykatisfat liked this 
sillyartfoodpersona liked this space-prince-ashe liked this
yeetethandyoinkethaway liked this
teaquequeiscray-cray liked this
whencatsfly04 liked this
theresavelazquez liked this
dragon-in-a-tower liked this
godsdumpster reblogged this from astralflamingo
gaybabynumberone reblogged this from hppea
hppea reblogged this from bulbasoul
starfleet-officer-jaya liked this
slootferggs liked this
banananutmuffinhat liked this
galaxdae liked this
geekblogbruh liked this
a-well-meaning-goat reblogged this from queerwithfearz
- Show more notes