7 Reasons to See Deadpool

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tadeuszkosciuszkoscoffee:

  1. Blind Al. Oh my God, that woman.
  2. The freaking cab driver. (Not only is it an awesome subplot, but he’s played by that adorable guy from the AT&T commercials.)
  3. The opening title sequence. (”God’s Perfect Idiot… Directed by An Overpaid Tool…” That was the moment I knew it was going to be good.)
  4. I could never have conceived of some of the insults, swears, and one-liners in this film. I am truly jealous of whoever did.
  5. “You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.”
  6. Fourth wall breaking.
  7. “Language!” “SUCK A COCK!”

8. Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

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