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“4 chefs, 3 courses, only 1 chance to win. The challenge: create an unforgettable meal from the mystery items hidden in these baskets before time runs out. Our distinguished panel of chefs will critique their work, and one by one they must face the dreaded chopping block. Who will win the $10,000 prize? And who, will be chopped? 4 competitors think they have what it takes to be the Chopped Champion, let’s meet ‘em.”

Ted Cruz chuckled to himself, knowing nothing could defeat his secret weapon, the Cow Butter.

“Interesting strategy with the cow butter coming from our contestant the Zodi- I mean Ted, wouldn’t you agree, judges?”

“Haha, what a fool you are ted boy.”

Paula deen crawls out from the shadows. “A real amateur i tell ya.”

Ted gasps, and quickly becomes upset. “No one makes a fool out of me. This will be the last thing you ever do, Paula” The Zodiac Killer replied dangerously.

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