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Im on the bus and someone next to me went on tumblr and looked at @thebootydiaries post and someone saw and suddenly everyone on the bus stood up and shouted “BOOTY DIARIES” and I was dying

this is true i was there clapping and obama himself asked me to write “sweaty” on his forehead while everyone screamed and chanted i was so embarrassed i ran off the bus and died it was great

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