peggycarterislife:
“ notquitegoneyet:
“ the-knight-of-dooom:
“ thescoon:
“ sir-hathaway:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ dudemanbropants:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ thepreciousthing:
“ the-ordinary-nerd:
“ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
“ squad16:
“ finalellipsis:
“...

peggycarterislife:

notquitegoneyet:

the-knight-of-dooom:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

What if it bites me in the middle of the woods and no one I around to hear it?

It’s Shia LaBeouf

omg it got better

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