clownsarefromfuckingspace:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: aiight so why is it that argonians got tiddies? they dont lactate they’re goddamn lizard people so why they got tiddies?? are they just random bumps?? if thats the case then why do they wear bras and shit when u take off their equipment? why do argonians have to censor their chest bumps if they dont got nipples? and while we’re on the subject, why do khajiit only got two tiddies? have u seen a cat? those fuckers should at least have six tiddies why do they only got two?? one pair of tiddy isnt enough to feed ur litter u fuckers natural selection is gonna get your double-tiddied asses

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