where are the milennial superstitions? like my gf told me that if you instagram your food before eating it, it won’t taste as good. i was psyched i was like hell yeah milennial folk tales but apparently it’s a science thing about perception or whatever which was thoroughly disappointing bc i want my generation to have folk tales that our kids and grandkids will be like “ugh, that’s just an old milennial superstition that’s not even a real thing”
I WAAAAANT
I know one! Music you put in a playlist in iTunes isn’t as exciting as when you hear it randomly on the radio. So if you really like a song, save it for radio listening so it lasts longer.
No but seriously we should start some bullshit superstitions.
Don’t buy anything red from an online store because it’s bad luck. Only buy red things at a real store.
If you leave your phone plugged in after it’s finished charging, it will give you a headache.
“Tap 8″ instead of “touch wood”! Hit any “8″ key to disperse bad luck.
Tape a student loan bill to your window to ward off evil spirits.
i love the last one because it implies that even the spirit world is terrified of student debt
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