every1isdifrentsoiwanabedifrent:

redqueenwildboy:

redqueenwildboy:

Hang on a minute…

Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?

Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.

Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.

So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.

Keep reblogging this, it is making male mermaid enthusiasts angry.

Also long luscious flowing locks of hair makes it harder to swim in water. I’m just saying.

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