things i do in conversation that will annoy the shit out of u

spillatale:

  • stop talking and just fucking stare into space
  • answer your one word question with five minutes of prologue, appendix, seven sequels, & movie adaptation of what could have been a one word answer
  • “what was i saying” every two sentences
  • answer your one word question by just staring at you blankly
  • try to tell u a really great story about a thing but i forgot 90% of the details so u just get 2-3 REALLY enthusiastic sentences to compensate
  • not know what expression to react with about a thing you said so i default to laughing & it turns out u were being dead serious
  • literally just not talk at all
  • try to make a joke, get embarrassed about the joke halfway through the sentence, and just completely trail off
  • walk away in the middle of the conversation
  • lie about my weekend because u asked how it was and i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did
  • generally not remember basic personal info like “how old r u” “??“ “what’s your favorite song” “????????“
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