can-i-get-a-hug-if-i:

circumcising:

hypergoomba:

wetting the toothbrush after you put the toothpaste on is like pouring milk first and then pouring cereal

this literally makes no sense. the toothpaste is the “solid” and the cereal is the “solid”. the milk and the water are liquids. milk goes after and wetting the toothbrush goes after. what is the point of wetting the toothbrush first that is ridiculous probably the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard in my life it has no purpose

if you wet the toothbrush after you run the risk of the toothpaste fALLING OFF if you wet if before, thAT WONT FUCKING HAPPEN

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