hexmaniacwingy:

rincewitch:

tomibunny:

dismalame:

i feel like i live in a parallel universe sometimes like did i miss something did starbucks paints these cups red with the blood of innocent slaughtered christians or what

Okay I GOOGLED THIS (and read a FOX news article on it, ew) to find out wtf was up

The top picture is the new cups, and the bottom pic is an example of cups from the past year–usually Starbucks adds Christmas-themed painted designs to the cups, such as ornaments or reindeer, etc.

This year, the cups are just plain red without any decoration–Starbucks said they wanted a minimalist design this year.

Christians, because they’re convinced there’s a war on Christmas, are LOSING THEIR SHIT about the absence of Christmas-y decorations on the cups. Because god forbid that it just be Christmas colors instead of a whole panorama of Christmas things?? Things that weren’t even associated with Christianity at this point???

It’s pretty fuckin wild. 

christian symbols such as “trees” or “snowflakes”, which jesus invented on december 25th, AD 1

Everyone knows Jesus was a snowman. He melted for your sins.