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unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day

Reblogging to save a life RE: Jose Cuervo

Wait is this why I love tequila so much, it all makes sense now

Vomit everywhere is accurate.

Lol

Text your ex….this one is accurate for me

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