pinkdiamondprince:

homestuckroyalty:

scp-1689:

death-limes:

crabbyseer:

red-miles:

*slips hussie $20* please bring eridan back

*Slips another $20*, please don’t make him the butt of some stupid joke

*slaps $100 onto his face* please don’t do the summerteen romance thing where it looks like he’s gonna be redeemed but then it turns out to be another fucKING JOKE

*SLAMS SUITCASE FULL OF MONEY ON HIS DESK* AND IF YOU MUST BRING HIM BACK AS AN ANTAGONIST, AT LEAST MAKE HIM SOMEWHAT RESPECTABLE

*UNLOADS A LORRY FULL OF MONEY* CANONICALLY STATE HIS NEURODIVEGENTNESS BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE STILL DON’T BELIEVE IT

*SLAMS A GOLD BRICK ON HIS FOREHEAD* JUST DO SOMETHING THAT WILL STOP THE ‘FOREVER ALONE’ AND ‘CUT IN HALF’ JOKES BECAUSE DEAR GOD THEY PISS ME OFF. EVERYONE GOT FED UP OF GAMZEE CUT IN HALF JOKES AFTER A WEEK BUT ERIDAN CUT IN HALF JOKES WENT ON FOR YEARS

*Throw Hussie a purse full of jewels* And for fuck sake please show that he makes amends with everyone he fucked over in the beginning and they actually try to move past all the murder shit.

*Modestly dumps out the crumpled savings in my jar* Please? Q^Q

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